A classy European capital – yep, that’s us alright.
A major international airport – yep, we have that.
Fancy international cuisine – oh yeah (we’re oh-so-cosmopolitan, remember?)
Sushi – of course we eat that, we’re cultured and worldly people, we’re not afraid of raw fish.
Forks and knives? Of course! How else would you eat sushi? What? You want us to use sticks, like a bunch of uncouth barbarians?
Seen at Arlanda airport in Stockholm.